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A quasi-prose poem in response to the July SLAP monthly challenge to pit two opposites against one another. It can be argued that Buk and Tommy are not opposites, but a play on their stylistic differences was too much fun to pass up. A couple of the stanzas are blatant plagiarizing, and a couple others are re-writes. Yet a few other stanzas are original.